Submission, ranting, pointlessness, food, being inebriated, collecting scars, spooning, biting, being a full time legend, looking like Terry Wogan.Knowing you won’t be able to look someone in the eye because you have had a raging sex dream about them and now when you see them it’s all you think about
Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol
this seems legit
This weekend has ruined my life.
(Source: follow-haha-funny-lol, via emajconway)
Anonymous asked: I was the first ask ,and you don't know me , but id like to know you :)
No you wouldn’t, my friends barely want to know me aha. But thanks anyway.
Planning a trip to London this weekend.
get a hostel, see some friends, eat some food, have some drinks, dodge some cars. Going to be great
What’s better than one waffle? Two waffles. What’s better than two waffles oh I don’t know! Making a golden syrup and nutella waffle sandwich? Boom
Today I will read everything anyone posts in Steven Fry’s voice.
It feels like I’m on a really odd episode of QI :3
